Another Pretentious OC Soccer Mom

I'm embarrassed to tell people I live in Orange County. Not only is it a hotbed of Republican cretinism and a mecca of gaudy materialism, it is home to The Real Housewives of Orange County, which, by far, is the saddest commentary of OC society.

This 911 phone call cements my feelings of embarrassment.

Click here to listen...

I'm moving to Mendocino County.